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Reboot #1,305 — But Who’s Counting?

Posted by Christopher Spicer May 23, 2025 Site Address

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And Now I Distract You With a Cute Dog

Posted by Christopher Spicer May 26, 2011

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Yep, my job here is done.

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Christopher Spicer

I am a writer, so I write. When I am not writing, I will eat candy, drink beer, and destroy small villages.

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