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Never Going to be Perfect

Posted by Christopher Spicer September 16, 2026 My Writing Career Need Help Site Address

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About Two Months Late

Posted by Christopher Spicer April 25, 2026

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Danika's birthday, along with her amazing Wings of Fire cake, made by mom.

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Christopher Spicer

I am a writer, so I write. When I am not writing, I will eat candy, drink beer, and destroy small villages.

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