The Bi-Annual Saturday Deep, Though-Provoking, Empowering Observation of the Day

Cheese makes almost all foods taste even better. Melted cheese often makes that food taste even more types of awesome. But adding cheese in any form does not make your furniture taste even remotely good. Though it does cause fellow occupants of your residence to turn several different shades of red, mostly the shades that symbolize rage. Unless the residence is a cat or dog, who then is quite pleased the cheese is easier to access. But they don't pay the mortgage, so their vote almost never counts. So, cheese adds little value to furniture.

For the record, I actually didn't have to learn this from experience, hence why it is a philosophical thought.

Um, here is a picture of cheese.

I wouldn't recommend eating cheese that looked like that, though.