The One Thing That I Absolutely Know For Sure Without Any Doubt

Tiffany's metoric 1987 rise to fame had nothing to do with her music video.

For people who want to pull the 'hey, it is old' card, I want to remind you that the Thriller music video came out in 1983, and did avoid looking like my Uncle Bob's home videos. Actually, I am pretty sure my family's home videos had higher production values. Who would have thought a Pop Tart completely manufactured for the 'MTV Generation' produced something that wasn't MTV friendly.