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10. We live in the sound bite age, and what provides that better than a list of snappy sentences (note: please keep your fingers away from the sentences).
9. Somebody isn't following through on their 'time management promise' thus is in desprate need of cobbling together a blog post today.
8. Because the world demanded that I bring it back (note: I have irrefutable, sceintific data that proves my most popular posts are the top tens. Note: My previous statement is a bold faced lie).
7. That writing gig for Letterman didn't pan out, so I'm left with a lot of lousy 'Top Ten' material.
6. Ninja Nazi Dinosaur Llamas. Because it isn't an officialy Christopher Spicer top ten blog without some random mention of one of those things -- thus I combined them into the scariest, abomination ever!
5. Pirates. I forgot to add pirates up there.
4. Because a Top 9 list just seems odd, and a Top 11 list is a little overkill.
3. It's what the voices suggested, and I don't ignore the voices.
2. It was either this or my 'Ode to Leatherpants Wearing Grannies' poem. I am just not sure if the world is ready for that yet.
1. It's the little things that help us fight against the Man. (note: I have no earthly idea who this man is, or why top ten lists are an effective way to defeat him).
9. Somebody isn't following through on their 'time management promise' thus is in desprate need of cobbling together a blog post today.
8. Because the world demanded that I bring it back (note: I have irrefutable, sceintific data that proves my most popular posts are the top tens. Note: My previous statement is a bold faced lie).
7. That writing gig for Letterman didn't pan out, so I'm left with a lot of lousy 'Top Ten' material.
6. Ninja Nazi Dinosaur Llamas. Because it isn't an officialy Christopher Spicer top ten blog without some random mention of one of those things -- thus I combined them into the scariest, abomination ever!
5. Pirates. I forgot to add pirates up there.
4. Because a Top 9 list just seems odd, and a Top 11 list is a little overkill.
3. It's what the voices suggested, and I don't ignore the voices.
2. It was either this or my 'Ode to Leatherpants Wearing Grannies' poem. I am just not sure if the world is ready for that yet.
1. It's the little things that help us fight against the Man. (note: I have no earthly idea who this man is, or why top ten lists are an effective way to defeat him).
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I am a writer, so I write. When I am not writing, I will eat candy, drink beer, and destroy small villages.
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Dee Da Silva via Facebook:
ReplyDeleteNinja Nazi Dinosaur Llamas! Do they sneak up on you, spit, then eviscerate? I would like to draw a picture of this.
My world would be shattered if you didn't.
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