'Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip' Trailer is My Punishment for Not Regularly Updating on Here
I've actively hidden from Everett that some movies from this series are on Netflix, because I thought watching both of the Garfield movies was enough sacrificial love. This trailer proves exactly why I get cold sweats every time another instalment gets announced. As far as I can tell, the entire franchise exists so that some executive's child can come up with "witty" puns. And also to make sure kids everywhere are scarred for life when it comes to woodland creatures.
Needless to say, I may be posting the trailer on here, but that doesn't mean the ignored trailers were for movies that I plan to miss. Because this is the must miss movie of 2015, or until Everett discovers these really are movies you can torture daddy with.