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(CS: Blargh! The work that was slowing me down from writing new stuff last week has crashed into this week. There is going to be a delay in mu churning out the fresh and exciting and detailed stuff this week. But I still have time to reposts some really old stuff that probably many of my newer readers have been fortunate to totally avoid. But not anymore, because well, here it it. A piece I wrote because I was spending a lot of time at the office and going kind of crazy.)
I've been mentioning the scanner, I use at the office, quite frequently in my recent blog posts. My time with it has been my excuse for some rather short and inconsequential posts. (CS: Something never change.) I thought, since it has been given so many mentions, it is only fitting that I should properly introduce it. Tonight, I am going to reveal the first ever exclusive interview with the scanner that I use at work.
Me: Hello Mr. Scanner, is it okay if I call you that?
Scanner: BeeeeeeRrrrrr Zzzzztttt Naaaaa Vrrrrmmmm
Me: Oh wow, I never knew you were a girl. I am so sorry.
Scanner: BeeeeeeRrrrrr Zzzzztttt Naaaaa Vrrrrmmmm
Me: Listen, I said I'm sorry. How was I supposed to know? You look like all the other scanners in the office.
Scanner: BeeeeeeRrrrrr Zzzzztttt Naaaaa Vrrrrmmmm
Me: Woah, you don't need to get so feisty. I usually can't tell the genders of dogs either, unless I look underneath them.
Scanner: BeeeeeeRrrrrr Zzzzztttt Naaaaa Vrrrrmmmm
Me: No, that isn't one of my hobbies.
Scanner: BeeeeeeRrrrrr Zzzzztttt Naaaaa Vrrrrmmmm
Me: I am not sure that I like the direction this interview is going.
Scanner: BeeeeeeRrrrrr Zzzzztttt Naaaaa Vrrrrmmmm
Me: Hey, I said that I was sorry, okay.
Scanner: BeeeeeeRrrrrr Zzzzztttt Naaaaa Vrrrrmmmm
Me: Alright, so let's start over. How long have you been 'employed' at the office?
Scanner: BeeeeeeRrrrrr Zzzzztttt Naaaaa Vrrrrmmmm
Me: What? Really?
Scanner: BeeeeeeRrrrrr Zzzzztttt Naaaaa Vrrrrmmmm
Me: No, I have no idea if the photocopier is interested in you.
Scanner: BeeeeeeRrrrrr Zzzzztttt Naaaaa Vrrrrmmmm
Me: I am not saying you aren't good enough for the photocopier. I don't even know the photocopier. Is the photocopier even a guy?
Scanner: BeeeeeeRrrrrr Zzzzztttt Naaaaa Vrrrrmmmm
Me: I am not saying that it does matter. I was just wondering.
Scanner: BeeeeeeRrrrrr Zzzzztttt Naaaaa Vrrrrmmmm
Me: Yeah, I think this interview may have been a bad idea.
Scanner: BeeeeeeRrrrrr Zzzzztttt Naaaaa Vrrrrmmmm
Me: Yeah, I probably should stop only getting 5 hours of sleep a night. I'll go remedy that now.
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