Oops, Everyone Is Still Here

Well, that was the most boring Rapture ever. No zombies or world wide earthquakes or dragons burning peasant villages or rap offs between MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice. You know, the things you come to expect from your end of the world happenings. Plus there wasn't any disappearing acts or rocket ships blasting off thousands of people. From what I can surmise, everyone is still here. Looks like Harold Camping is going to have to do a bit more math and analysis of his Bible, in order to get new 'irrefutable proof' of the return of Jesus and the magic tricks.

Oh well, not all weekends can be the end of the world. I hope you had a wonderful one just the same.