Even More Accurate but Very Misleading Descriptions of Popular Movies

A few years ago on this site, I had some fun providing completely accurate but very misleading descriptions to well-known movies. I've learned over the years that many people have missed out on classic pictures because the description didn't sound like it would appeal to them. I believe as a film writer that it is my civic duty to try to make as many movies seem to be as appealing as possible. So, it is time to freshen up some stale descriptions of popular movies like E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial that has been sold as a heart-warming family adventure for long enough. It may not be the most honest approach of making one expect a different genre and set-up completely erroneous expectations, but it sure is fun. This week at Collective Publishing, I have a collection of movie descriptions that are accurate but will likely sound like an entirely new movie that you don't remember.